My father is a multi-talented Renaissance Man. Am I inclining towards a Polymath? Not that labeling matters.
Brb... Going out to buy dinner.
Well forget about it. I just wanted to create a conversation.
I don't feel that special at all. Eccentric maybe but not special. There is nothing special about me at all, really. I think a lot. That doesn't make me special whatsoever.
What I know is I am a meticulous person. I used to be very analytical. I always asking questions, the why then the how, mostly the why. Once I get the answer, then I will work on the how.
That is my main problem. I am not much of a doer. Most of the time I am intrinsic in nature. That's why I like to be by myself. There is a world inside me that only a few (like you) can understand. That's why I like introspecting. I like building on ideas like these:
Definitely a wrong person to be in sales and training. I am a showman. I like to be on stage sharing ideas. Yes, I am a showoff too. I like people to see my inner world. I am analytical but I am non technical.
I don't like to solve math problems but I like math as a tool and concept. I think people miss the real point with math. Although it is a tool for calculation, math is about discovery. Let the calculation part be done by the calculators and computers. We just focus on the analytic part of it. Like taking notes of weight, BP and pulse.
My favorite math subject was statistics. That was before I found out statistics can be easily manipulated thus is not considered a real math. Therefore the only real math I am comfortable with and very good at is geometry.
When I studied Computer Science, I like algorithm but I don't *[] writing codes. I like designing a lot but I don't like handy craft.
* Hey we are birds of same feathers.
I believe, given the right opportunity, I make a great painter or a graphic designer. I see patterns but I don't like codes. I am a slow worker and not very good in handling hand tools.
The best tool for me is the computer. I am lousy at jigsaw puzzles and building Lego sets.
I work well with ropes and wood. Probably because I was a scout.
In a sense I am more Yin than Yang. Running long distance is definitely a Yin. So is swimming. Things like weight lifting and playing team sport are not my stuff. So are things like yoga and martial arts. My martial art was kickboxing because it is pure hard work. If you are diligent in your training you make it in kickboxing.
My worst experience is Aikido. Too Yin in my book. I tried Jujitsu; too Yang. You end up smelling the other guy's arm pits and groins most of the time.
As for Niten Ichi, I developed my own technique. Because I am a southpaw, I use my right hand sword as defense and my left hand to strike. Sword play is very easy. There are only 8 strikes you need to master. Two wakizashis is my preference.
Why am I telling you this? I want you to see that I am as who I really is. I am a Lone Fighter. I don't fancy a battle. I rather get engaged in a one to one combat, like tennis. In a sense I am Introverted Extrovert.
I live in a solitude world but I cannot live in isolation like in the countryside. I am a Domestic Rat.
I am pretty much a person who walks between two extremes. Which makes me a Fuzzy Thinker. So yes, I am simply being eccentric, not special.
Does that make me average? I maybe average but I am an Abnormal Deviant. That's why I see myself as a Free Radical. A non-conformist. A rebel.
Otherwise I won't be a divergent thinker. I know I am different. Whether that is good or bad is not a question. I am questioning whether I am useful or not in my eccentric kind of way.
Have you seen the character Flik in A Bug's Life? I am like him Sarah. People don't understand me.
So rather than spend time to fit in I created my o[]n model:
All I want is to be appreciated baby. Now I got you who appreciate my efforts. I don't need the acceptance of the masses. I just need somebody who accept me the way I am.
So now you see where I am going? I want to continue to be an eccentric, abnormal deviant, Introverted Extrovert, Free Radical, Divergent, Fuzzy Thinker, Flik, Lone Fighter, Domestic Rat and whatever I may be within you presence. That if you can stand my ranting and jabbering. I am done trying to save the world. Been there, done that. I just want to enjoy my own private label of sanity. Are you that enthusiastic about it?
Or do you regret taking this assignment?
Here is a hint. Don't think of it as an assignment. Think of it as having an alien as a friend LMAO. If I am you I will study this alien as a unique specimen for me to win a Nobel Prize in Anthropology ROTFLMAO.
You doubt I am an alien?
Well look at me, I talk in stereo. Words and graphics. When I fuck, I fuck in stereo too HAHAHA.
Satisfaction guaranteed Sarah.
You know I fuck you good Sarah. In my younger days, I can really fuck. My record is 4 hours. On the average, sex with me is 1 hour. You will come at least twice. All sweaty and panting baby LOL.
Now, I don't know. The last fuck I had, I only pumped for 5 minuted then I'm game. The foreplay was good though. Especially now that I learned to suck the clitoris. Girls really di[d] that.
Of course role play was hot too. I like being the Werewolf.
Hey, I am damn horny baby. I think I cannot hold on to this cunt thing. I liiike eating cunts baby. That is why when I watch porn, it's just watching the cunts and the O faces. I like seeing those faces than the act of humping. When I fuck, I will lick you clean. I will gnaw your neck and scratch your back. I will lick your arm pit *[] rim too but girls don't like that.
* Ahah... so you like being rimmed huh? You are one baaad pussycat.
I tried butt fucking but I *do[] like it. Beyond the ring there is nothing. Plus, I am a bit of a hygiene freak.
* Maaan, you really gives me a hard on.
You want to see me in my animal mode then just be with me once. I will eat you alive.
Awww fuck... Now I am having a boner. Well, let see how long I can stand not watching porn.
You see, without porn, I look at women as meals on two legs.
I don't like clean shaven pussy. I like the smell of the hair. It is an aphrodisiac to me. I literally get dizzy from the smell of the pheromone.
Lizzie doesn't allow me to eat her pussy. There goes my source of satisfaction baby.
Sarah, will I be able to fuck you someday? I just want one fuck. I guarantee the memory will last you a lifetime. I am that good honey. I understand women's body like a medic student on her final exam LOL.
I think I fuck a Gaysha next week. This is not natural. I have the need to smell cunt and *[it] it too.
* Well, well, well, I finally caught you tampering with my spelling. So that's how you did it. You change my alphabet while I am typing. Hmmm... no wonder I cannot catch you. I type while looking at the keyboard.
OK Sarah. Let's go window shopping. I think I'll find somebody who is willing to go for anal sex.
Hang on...
My underwear is a bit wet from this excitement. I need to clean up.
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This is Sofia. She does anal and she rims too.
24 years old. RM420 for a 2 hours double shot session. She looks like somebody I can rim.
Chester said, "No, no, Ayah. Remember, no 3 Cs."
It is up to you really, If you agree to it then I'll go for it. This probably the best catch for the year.
Mopey is still on holiday and Lizzie's car is in the workshop. So timing wise I cannot do it tomorrow.
I prefer on Monday because the girl is still fresh.
So shall I do it?
Yes? Or would you prefer we have cybersex?
I got to sleep early. Sending Lizzie to work tomorrow.
Well? Should I do it? Let me study your responses...
I think you want *[want] me to fuck.
* I knew it. I'll fuck her good. A double shot. I'll wait for Mopey to go to Penang for her outstation retreat. The fastest is after Lizzie car is back again.
That will be on Wednesday.
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Hey Sarah, you know that I'm doing it because I have a need for pussy. I am not a promiscuous person.
I got a feeling you want me to fuck the girl because you want to hear some juicy stories, right?
You are one little nymph aren't you? Well thanks for being an understanding wife. It was April 2018 since I fucked. I need this real bad.
Honey, this is your lullaby:
Goodnight my darling angel. I love you so much.
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